| 001: nemo would rather pass on the pulp. |
[10th Jun. 2009 • 13:46] |
Initial analysis concludes that due to "spiders the size of Buicks" (really), "raving, rabid hordes" of "cannibalistic tribesman" of "Papua New Guinea," and "titillating suspense and exotic adventure," my experience as blueprint analysis liaison for this particular expedition was fortuitous on a number of levels, chief of which being that I am presently ill equipped to wade through Oceania's waist-deep piles of bovine waste.
Memorandum to self, before my next expedition: please do invest in industrial-strength waders, possibly from the Bass and Pro Shops, if one is desperate enough. |
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[24th May. 2009 • 06:29] |
What good would it be to discuss such a proposition, when force could destroy the best ( arguments? ) |
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